Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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