Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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