There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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