But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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