I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You're a disaster
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