you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
