doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm bleeding and have questions
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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