Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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