Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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