But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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