Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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