You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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