I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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