i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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