they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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