would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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