I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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