check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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