Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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