You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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