doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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