I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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