I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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