Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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