I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Boobs speak an international language.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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