just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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