ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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