You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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