So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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