THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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