every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
