I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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