I want to stick my p in your. b.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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