you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Can you bring me the toilet please
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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