You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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