I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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