he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Randomize
