So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My liver just broke up with me...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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