I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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