Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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