If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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