Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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