i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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