5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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