while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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