i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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