don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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