i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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