Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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