I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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