Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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