I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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