I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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